your bra strap is showing please hide it because it is suggestive. also your boobs are producing lumps in your shirt please hide them. your butt is in the same situation please get rid of it. also your legs. your arms. your face.
I can see your feet and it’s very distracting and slightly arousing.
(Source: pannamanna69, via madisno)
girls are annoying boys are also annoying (it is ok for me to say this i am a plant)
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i just got back from a baquet where i danced for 4 hours straight to the point of physical pain and in the car ride home i vowed never to dance again and now i come and sit down on my laptop expecting a nice calm night on tumblr only to find that beyonce has finally released grown woman like eXCUSE ME?!?!?!?!?! WTF ARE U TRYIN TO DO TO ME CAN I NOT HAVE ONE MOMENT OF LIKE REST SHE KNEW THAT I WOULD HAVE TO POP IT SHE KNEW
(via botdfsingsmylife)
lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever
(via unsuccessfulmetalbenders)
(Source: boymeetsworldgirlmeetsworld, via forever90s)
(via thats-grool)
(Source: sandandglass)
